• mom: can you do me a favor?
  • me: will you pay me?
  • mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
  • me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
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ashleyxoxooxx:

If I don’t get this job I think I’ll just go cry for like the rest of the year

ATTENTION ANY SUGAR DADDIES!!!